What The GIF? Vol. 5
Memorial Day is upon us, which means the pools are ready for splashing (and peeing), white pants are back in season (is that still a thing?) and people are gearing up for a 3-day weekend (does anyone know why we actually celebrate this holiday?)! To kick start yours, V for Vetrano is bringing you another installment of What The GIF?, a countdown of the Top 10 things that run through my head on repeat all day long and keeping me up at night.
The past few weeks have delivered some hilarious moments, which made narrowing it down to the top ten quite a challenge. But sorting through thousands of well-crafted GIFs has become a significant time suck, but one vice I just can’t stop. Perhaps there’s a rehab for this sort of thing?
I know you want to punch that clock and get on with your long weekend, so let’s jump right in, shall we?
Here are my Top 10 headlines of the week.
#10 – Daft Punk. Need I say more? Everyone else is saying plenty.
#9 – Kanye West Christ-like? Names New Record Yeezus.
#8 – Mariah Carey Mimes Performance on Idol Finale
#7 – Carrie Underwood To Replace Faith Hill As Face of Sunday Night Football
#6 – Wade Robson Accuses Michael Jackson Of Sexual Abuse, Jackson Reacts From Grave
#5 – Justin Bieber Booed At Billboard Music Awards, Says He’s No “Gimmick”
#4 – Britney Confirms Vegas Residency, Vetrano Considers A Move To Sin City
#3 – Psy Announces Plans to Release Full Length Album
#2 – Taylor Swift Throws Shade At Bieber Backstage. Next Album In Works?
#1 – Crotch Slamming The New Planking? Miguel Starts New Craze.
There you have it, the top ten stories as told by me… while under the influence of tons of Red Bull. I’m not ashamed to say I think I really outdid myself this time, but that might be the “wings” taking flight. I especially can’t wait for that last one to take off. Well done, Miguel. Depending on how many beer-margs I ingest this weekend, I may be practicing my Crotch Slamming techniques at the pool. Look out ladies!
Now, get out there and get your Memorial Day on. And by that I mean drink, and then drink and then drink some more.
You deserve it! Happy Memorial Day!
