10 Things Sexier Than Blake Shelton
PEOPLE MAGAZINE REVEALS BLAKE SHELTON AS 2017 ‘SEXIEST MAN ALIVE,’ BUT HERE’S 10 THINGS SEXIER THAN BLAKE SHELTON.
Last week People magazine revealed that Blake Shelton was their pick for 2017’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ cover. The internet quickly went into a frenzy following the announcement, seeing than the one-time mullet toting country crooner didn’t seem equipped for the title. Not to turn my back on the country community, but I have to agree — Blake’s great and all, but what were they thinking?!
People‘s misguided pick got me thinking. What would be more qualified than Mr. Shelton for the title? In an effort to help the Editors at the magazine see where they went wrong, I’ve compiled a list of 10 things that are in fact sexier than Blake Shelton. After all, haven’t we been through enough this year?
10 THINGS SEXIER THAN BLAKE SHELTON
1. Armie Hammer
2. Ryan Gosling driving
3. Justin Timberlake as a Dad
4. Crispy bacon
5. Jackie Chan holding puppies
6. A breakfast burrito
7. Super Mario
8. Mozzarella sticks
9. The Brawny paper towel guy
10. This emoji
What do you think about ‘People’ magazine’s pick for ‘Sexiest Man of the Year? Share your thoughts and picks for sexy things in the comments below.
